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Bernie D.Bird
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Oscar, the Anti-ventriloquist!

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Oscar and George Carlin, 1980

Oscar and Bernie, with

Alonzo Bodden on the Tonight Show, 10-17-06

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On June 16,'07, Bernie said, "America, You Got D. Bird" on America's Got Talent. Piers Morgon said, "That's the most ridiculous ventriloquist act I've ever saw!" To bad he didn't realize it was a Parroty!
Bernie says, America, don't look behind the curtain, you'll see Oscar's lips moving!
Do you want to be a standup comic? Do you make friends and strangers laugh? Write five minutes of your own material. Start with short funny bio. about yourself, close with your best joke, a story about an experience in your life, or an observation on something. Shoot for at least 4-5 laughs per minute and have a bailout line for when you bomb. It's not what you say, but how you say it, so don't move your lips, unless your the Anti-ventriloquist! Comedy has a rhythm, like a drum beat, find yours and beat it! Record your performances. Prepare for success by not quitting when you fail. Now go network with other comics and find open mike nights that will let you get stage time.
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